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IMAGE: A split panel. On the left, a picture of a dog looking confused. On the right, a picture of a person staring at their computer screen with a shocked expression. 

 

TEXT ON THE LEFT:  When you try to explain crypto to your grandma...

 

TEXT ON THE RIGHT:  But she just wants to know why you can't buy real coins with it.

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The casino floor pulsed with neon and desperation.
Midnight. Slot machine row.
Guy in a faded hoodie feeds his last $5,000 note into the machine.
Screen flashes: “BIG WIN COMING!”
He pulls the lever.
Reels spin… cherries… bars… then—
Seven. Seven. Seven.
Lights explode. Sirens wail. Coins rain like judgment day.
The crowd gathers. Phones out.
He stares, eyes wide, hands shaking.
Then the screen glitches.
Payout: $0.00
Message: “Better luck next spin! 😏
He laughs once—short, broken.
Pulls out his phone, opens Phantom wallet.
Types into the group chat:
“just lost rent at the casino… but the machine said ‘wen moon’ before it rugged me”
Posts a blurry pic of the screen.
Caption: “POV: you thought the house was the only scammer”
Replies flood: 🚀😂💀
He walks out into the Abuja night.
Still smiling.

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